I want to have fun. Weird fun, classy fun, ratchet fun, romantic fun, gorgeous fun, but that can only be had once and fun that you have to practice to get really good at. I have a background and a foreground (ha) in theatre, dance, and multidisciplinary performance art and I am so grateful that I get to apply it to my work with clients. So what's the scenario you want? Am I a Mean Girl/Queen B humiliating you for looking at me? A naive and inexperienced mermaid grateful to be shown around? A programmable femmebot/A.I./living doll who is either compliant or who goes off the rails and takes the reins away from you? Are you a sweet little animal in need of teaching, fun, and enrichment?

 

Suggested Donation Rates:

 

1 hr = $400

2 hr = $775

3 hr (factor in a meal!) = $1150

 

Overnights are available once we've established a relationship.

 

To book this service, please email me HERE, or scroll below to the booking page.