CARNEGIE VELVET

 Hello! Chokma, and Wilkommen to the portal to

My Secret Garden of Myriad Delights!

My name is Carnegie Velvet.

I am an Award-winning Porn Star and Choreographer Bouncing on Wheels and a Bubble Butt!

Classy and ratchet and mystical and nasty and kinky and kind. Djinn-descended, a fairy tale, a Wishmaster, granting desires and needing something in return.

My all-time favorite art form is dance.

I think dance benefits all forms and walks of life.

I began my work in the sex and entertainment industry 14 years ago on the East Coast! Now I am based in the Pacific Northwest, and the land and the people here make me so happy.

When I made my porn debut in 2012 on CrashPadSeries.com, a soft, lilac-pink became my calling card at that time, and through the years as I performed in porn as Lyric Seal, and now, as Carnegie Velvet, this assertive, dreamy, dangerous, transcendent, bratty sort of pink has felt like the sexual energy I am channeling in every organic scene.

Though the hue might travel its spectrum,

the pink is here to stay. It's my signature color! It's been in my hair and my accessories. It's my favorite color of velvet, silk, candles, drinks, candy, and pens, and one of my favorite Janelle Monae songs!

Just as that color heals me as I devote myself to it, so does Sex(y) work and the other Arts I practice.

I am Disabled. I have arthrogryposis and scoliosis (among other, less obvious ones) and I alternately use a manual and power wheelchair to get around.

This is a big part of who I am, and a condition I am proud of, not hiding or triumphing over.

I am a Disability Justice activist, and any place where I am asked to entertain must be wheelchair accessible.

Feel free to ask any questions you need to, knowing that I have the right to decline to answer anything I find inappropriate!

I have naturally thick and curly black hair that is growing out in wild, soft ringlets just past my shoulders. My tresses are currently full of lovely magenta, pumpkin, and lemon highlights.

I have very soft madrone (golden, rosy, brown) skin that grows sparse black and golden hair on my arms and legs. I prefer to be natural/hairy all over,

but I also enjoy body sugaring!

I have striking, dark, almond-shaped eyes that tend to make me resemble a beautiful, laughing feline. I have a big generous smile and laugh, though my mouth is very pretty in all shapes, high cheekbones, and dimples chiseled into cheeks and chin.

My curvy, muscled, handmade hourglass figure is a cherubic chimera of body types in a delightful package of bright, colorful, chewy eye candy.

I am a strong, careful, and dancerly mover, capable of impressive feats of fun with my compact, flexible, creative slim thick

Disabled Fairy Form.

I am a queer bisexual, a lover of the shock of newness and the rhythm of familiarity. A sensual sensation seeker with synesthesia and lots of unusual romantic skills such as calligraphy, fencing, clowning, and Dabbling in Thirteen Languages.

I love acting, modeling, and singing and consider them a major part of how I show up in the world, create an experience, and delight my clients, allies,

Comrades, Lovers, and Friends.

I'm really into folk tales, fairy tales, classic literature, and largely all forms of storytelling. My favorite type of fiction is speculative, and my favorite kind of poetry is free. That and the sestina, the ghazal, Nuyorican. I was raised by self-taught bohemian intellectuals, and I'm a cultured coquette punk. A dandy, a psychic, an Indigenous Hoodoo Witch, a fairy (for real), a lover of learning,

And a Lover of Love.

My favorite kind of date is when you're Laughing and Flirting so hard that the Blood just goes everywhere like you control it and like it controls you.

My favorite kinds of bodies are complicated ones.

I love punk shows and moshing in the front.

I love cheering people on, I love drawing alone in a bar, I love drawing a crowd, and bringing the house down.

I love talking to flora and fauna,

to the water, and to the sky.

I love reading and watching and dancing and singing and loving and being.

I love finding joy and humor and enthusiasm and magic wherever we can.  

Would you like to have some fun with me?

Would you allow me to entertain you?

Do you need a Tarot reading, a spell, or some love-life advice?

If you want to get spiritual with me, I'm down. I'll facilitate a ritual for you. You'll go through a few before our first session together.

If you want to keep it scientific, we can do that too.

Entertainment needed? You got it. It'll be a blast!

My pink and floral soul blooms in many climates. I am a multidisciplinary kinky switch (with very specific powers in submissive & dominant arenas), an experienced actor, model, vocalist and composer, porn star entertainer, conjurer, healer, exotic dancer, tarot card reader, and Facilitator of Fun and Adventure.

Allow me to guide you towards present, deep, tactile, unreasonable joy. Your joy is what I need. Thank you for taking care of yourself by finding and booking me!

XOXO THAT CARNEGIE.