• CARNEGIE VELVET

    timeless, rebellious, soft, and vibrant: lighting up rainy Seattle

    and the greater Puget Sound (Duwamish Country)

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    this fairy gonna have fun, are you gonna be there?

  • "A soft, lilac-pink became my calling card at that time and through the years as I performed in porn as Lyric Seal, and now, as Carnegie Velvet, this assertive, dreamy, dangerous, transcendent, bratty sort of pink has felt like the sexual energy I am channeling in every organic scene. The pink is here to stay. It's in my hair, it's my favorite kind of velvet, and my favorite Janelle Monae song (for every reason, EVERY REASON!). Just as that color heals me, so does sex work and the other arts I practice."

    Queer Disabled* Fairy Witch of Color,

    Porn Star Provider

    of Fun and Magic in Seattle.

    A heart sparkle flower fairy with a steamy vintage erotica air and a hardcore submissive punk brat witch with literal powers edge.

    I am a sapphicromantic bisexual, a lover of newness and familiarity, a sensual, sensation seeker with lots of unusual poetic skills such as alliteration and clowning. Though I also love acting and modeling and consider them part of how I show up in the world, create an experience, and delight my clients, allies, comrades, lovers, and friends, my all-time favorite art form is dance. I am also a choreographer and dance teacher, and I think of dance as applying to all forms and walks of life. I'm really into folk tales, fairy tales, classic literature, and largely all forms of storytelling. My favorite type of fiction is speculative and my favorite kind poetry is free form. That and the ghazal. My favorite kind of date is when you're laughing and flirting so hard that the blood just goes everywhere like you control it and like it controls you. My favorite kinds of bodies are complicated ones. I love punk shows and moshing in the front, in my manual wheelchair, with the safety tippers down in the back, cause I value my life. I love cheering people on, I love drawing alone in a bar, I love talking to flowers and animals, I love reading and watching and dancing and singing and loving and being.

     

    I love finding joy and humor and enthusiasm and magic where I can.

     

    That is fun to me. What do you consider fun?

     

    What we love to do and think about and feel and learn about is what we find fun! It doesn't matter what anyone else's understanding of fun is. If it sounds fun to you, I know I'm going to have fun watching how much you enjoy it and getting to have the magical experience of sharing that enjoyment with you! That's where the magic happens. Where we get to see each other open and delighted and free.

     

    I began my work in the sex and entertainment industry 13 years ago. A soft, lilac-pink became my calling card at that time and through the years as I performed in porn as Lyric Seal, and now, as Carnegie Velvet, this assertive, dreamy, dangerous, transcendent, bratty sort of pink has felt like the sexual energy I am channeling in every organic scene. The pink is here to stay. It's in my hair, it's my favorite kind of velvet, and my favorite Janelle Monae song (for every reason, EVERY REASON!). Just as that color heals me, so does sex work and the other arts I practice.

     

    If you want to get spiritual with me, I'm down. I'll facilitate a ritual for you. You'll go through many before our first session together. If you want to keep it scientific and physical, we can do that too. My pink flower soul blooms in both of those climates. I am a queer panromantic, multidisciplinary kinky switch (with very specific powers in submissive & dominant arenas), an experienced actor, performer, entertainer, conjurer, healer, exotic dancer, and finder of fun.

     

    I am of Nubian, MENA, and Celtic Germanic ascent. I have naturally thick and wavy black hair currently dyed magenta (or Ritual) and with my dark whorls growing. I have very soft madrone (golden, rosy, brown) brown skin that grows sparse black and golden hair on my arms and legs- sometimes my leg hair is grown out, sometimes my legs are shaved or waxed smooth. My armpits are always hairy, and currently, I am growing out my pussy hair so that I can appear on NaughtyNatural.com (for the 3rd time!) in 2022.

     

    I have striking, dark, almond-shaped eyes that tend to make me resemble a beautiful, laughing feline. I have a big generous smile and laugh, though my mouth is very pretty in all shapes, high cheekbones and dimples chiseled into cheeks and chin. My curvy, muscled, handmade hourglass figure is a cherubic chimera of body types in a delightful package of bright, colorful, chewy eye candy. I am a strong, careful, and dancerly mover, capable of impressive feats of fun with my compact, thick and small disabled fairy form.

     

    *I have arthrogryposis and scoliosis and use alternately a manual and power wheelchair. Feel free to ask any questions you need to, knowing that I have the right to decline to answer anything inappropriate. I also have the unfortunate duty here to not that my space is not wheelchair accessible, a concession that I am making for now, and I apologize to potential clients who can't make the choice that I am making for my body at this time.

     

    **when I say sapphic, I do mean that I love and enjoy women and femmes of all bodies, genders, and orientations. It is a big part of who I am, even though I am and practice bisexuality in work and play.

     

    Allow me to facilitate your present, deep, tactile, unreasonable joy. Your joy is what I need. Thank you for taking care of yourself by finding adventure, fun, and joy with me!

     

    XOXO CARNEGIE

     

     

  • Karte of Fun

    let's find your joy! I'm an artist, a witchy switch, and an entertainer of the highest caliber. whether you plan to pick from the menu or to personally commission your fondest dream, we're going to collaborate on how to have the most fun and fruitful time together!

  • A Booking Spell

    and recommended etiquette for hopeful magicians

    Name *
    Email *
    Phone *
    What's looking magical off the fun menu? *
    What dates and times are you thinking? *
    How long would you like us to play for? *
    How did you find me? *
    Comments, compliments, considerations? Please include access needs here! (my current space is not wheelchair accessible :(
    Select an option
    Anything more you'd like for me to know!

    A Golden Key to the Secret Garden*

     

    There is a ritual for booking a magical experience with me. Observe it, include every ingredient, follow every step, and the spell will work- we'll be adventuring in no time!

     

    The Secret Garden is my own splash of color added to the little castle in the sky that I call my magic home. I'm happy to host you there, and will also consider a hotel if you book an ADA-accessible hotel room and email me the confirmation details to evenvelvet@protonmail.com. If you wish to book a date where we never end up somewhere, I'm open to a multivenue adventure if you provide the itinerary. I'm your muse of delight, your companion in adventure.

     

    Step 1, Preparation for Screening

     

    Breathe in, breathe out. Keep breathing as you read.

     

    Before filling out the booking form, gather the following ingredients:

     

    2 provider references, with their contact info, links to their website, relevant profiles, an active ad, and their consent for me to contact them

     

    2 public professional profiles of yours that include your name, face, occupation, current employment, and forward-facing contact information and/or 1 public profile and a photo of you holding a picture ID next to your beautiful face!

     

    Step 2, Telling me what you want!

     

    Fill out the booking form that is either to the left of, above, or below this text. Honestly, technology.

     

    Step 3, COVID CONSIDERATIONS

     

    Now that you have made your desires and intentions known to me, please gather your vaccination card, and take a digital photo of it if you haven't already

     

    Step 4

     

    Email your screening information to evenvelvet@protonmail.com

     

    Step 5

     

    Once I have contacted you at your professional email or phone number, send your vaccination card (digital or photo of physical), Covid test appointment verification, and eventually, your Covid test result

     

    Step 6

     

    We just have the time of our lives, right?